Don’t Read, this is a meaningless article written by a genius!

Here is a meaningless article. I am so sure about it because I am the writer. 

I am trying my best to siphon away any hint of meaning from this piece of writing.

I must tell you; even if you read the previous paragraph twice, even thrice, you won't find any meaning out of it.

Are you a person who can solve all kinds of puzzles? Someone who is different from the crowd? An out of the box thinker?

Because a common man won't be reading this. especially when the writer himself promise it to be meaningless.

What will you gain by reading it?

Your logical mind might be suggesting you to read slowly. Because when you read slowly you can grasp many hidden meanings.

And your right brain is busy finding the meaning between the lines. So go slow. Read every word carefully and decide for yourself that there is no meaning whatsoever!

If you are still reading, it can mean 2 things. Oops! I won't tell you what that can mean; otherwise I would fail in my mission of writing an absolutely meaningless article.

I am wondering if you will quit now, like other people? No...you are not a quitter. You are reading it word by word by word. And guessing, why a genius like me has written something meaningless like this!

What could be the objective? Let me assure you there is no objective.

It's plain ridiculous that I am writing this stuff.

But you have invested so much of your valuable time. It's obvious you want to read it to the last word and find out the rare gem of wisdom there.

You may not find anything here. Because this is the end of the article my friend!

Now, was I successful?